SPOILER ALERT!! Massive Fangirl Word Vomit Coming

Where Is Thy Sting?

OH. MY. FRAGGING. PRIMUS.

Wasp Wasp Wasp WASP!!

Finally, after months of painful waiting, I finally get to see my sweet little emerald repaint in all of his non technorganic glory.

All things aside, this episode probably made me the happiest fangirl out of all the other episodes, "SUV : Society of Ultimate Villainy" and "A Bridge Too Close" notwithstanding.

Oh, the twins, the twins. Where do I even start? Is it the way they abuse the word "brother"? Or maybe it's the strangely appropriate Russian accents? Oh, I know! It's their misunderstanding towards the earth bound Autobots!

Safeguard totally wiped the floor with Optimus and Sentinel, and I'll be damned if they aren't given more airtime in the following episodes. Do they realize the fangirl bait potential here? Jetfire, Jetstorm, Optimus and Ratchet really should've mentioned what faction they were before they started to slag each other. HAHA, Autobots can be so dumb sometimes.

Oh, Bumblebee's sweet torture was most amusing, never mind I'd rather not remember what he looks like without his helmet. >_> But seriously, why didn’t they just call Sari? I' more than certain she could have easily told them apart. *shrugs* Oh well. All this lack of Sari only makes me yearn for her more than I already do.

I'm really glad, for some reason, despite the fact I absolutely adore Wasp's Waspinator retool – I MEAN REDESIGN – I was really glad to see him in his pre-Beast form. He's just so cute, you know? With his purple optics and slash mouth guard.

Oh, and yay. More Jazz. Not so yay? More Sentinel. :/ Oh, and how Optimus is growing on me. Damnit, David Kaye! This is all your fault!! Oh well. The fact that Wasp and the twins were so taken in with video games saves the day.

…BUT MAGNUS ALMOST DYING DOES NOT!! O_O

WHAT THE HELL, SHOCKWAVE?! ARE YOU ON SOME INSANE, KILL ALL THE POPULAR ELITE GUARDS RAMPAGE, MOFO?!! TT_TT

Primus, I freaking burst into tears when Ironhide (How the slag did he get back to Cybertron?) found an almost offlined Magnus and all. He cared about was his slagging hammer. THE HELL, IRONHIDE. O_o AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF TEAM RODIMUS?! AND WHY IS SHOCKWAVE SO FUCKING SEXY TO ME EVEN THOUGH HE'S KILLING EVERYONE I LOVE LEFT AND RIGHT?!

Five Servos of Doom

BLLIIITTTTZZZZZWWWWWWIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

SLAG YEAH! Prowler's long anticipated backstory episode is finally here!! And ahead of schedule, no less.

Crap, what the hell is up with all the Sentinel? I mean, I am so stoked Jazz is around, but does Sentinel have to be as well? Man, I canNOT wait for him to bump into Black Arachnia.

PRIMUS. WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE LOCKDOWN X PROWL CANON.

It's quickly becoming like Danny Phantom's Danny x Sam to me – I loved it in the beginning, but the third season just kept shoving it down my throat so much I ended up hating it so hard. >_>

…Although, yeah. It can still make me splee. XD Lockdown x Prowl, I mean. Primus, Prowl gets around. I hope the series goes deeper into our ninjabot's backstory with Oil Slick next time. He really does know how to pick 'em, don't he? XD *bricked*

And where the heck is Sari? Why isn't she here? You guys can't make her so kick ass and then neglect to put her in three episodes in a row!! O_O I miss her so bad, I want to see her again…

Major episode upper: Magnus isn't dead. HAHA!! UP YOURS, SHOCKY!! >:3 And once again, Sentinel proves what an idiot he is. Seriously, Lockdown? Foolish, foolish Autobot.

OH YAY SWINDLE ISN'T DEAD!! MOAR SWINDLE PLEASE, MOAR SWINDLE NOW.

…And does that mean Prowl is old? Like, Ratchet old? That was a weird moment there, seriously. And having his mouth rivoted shut must be driving Random Blitzwing crazy!…er. >:3

More clones, please!

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT BATCH OF ANIMATED EPISODES:
>> Predacons Rising : Black Arachnia experiments with Wasp, and produces Waspinator. I'm hoping there's a lot of dirty innuendo in here, because the words "Black Arachnia experiments with Wasp" sounds pretty damn dirty to me.
>> Dowtown Blackout : Because deep down inside, we all think Ani!Blackout is the cutest, roundest, badass heli EVER.
>> Human Error : PRIMUS. HUMAN!AUTOBOTS AND MOAR PREDACONS?! IT'S LIKE THE GODS HAVE HEARD MY DEEPEST, DARKEST PRAYERS. And because it is just too awesome, I will say it again: HUMAN!AUTOBOTS AND MOAR PREDACONS!!
>> Decepticon Air : I don't know what this is about, but the title sounds wicked.

Argh! And more Wreck-Gar please! I really miss the guy, he was freaking adorable.



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