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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. – Are you kidding? If that's true, then I can't possibly be Asian.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. – I was BORN into the Religion, damnit.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music. – I have no musical taste, so this can't be true.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope. – …No, I'm not.

I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided. – Damn, really?

I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. – Oh yes, I MUST be.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. – Only because my Government is an idiot.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. – Well, I am but only in my own twisted head.

I have PIERCINGS and TATOOS, so I MUST be up to no good. – You think?

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. – Oh God YES.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. – I ain't a Cheerleader, if that's what you're asking. O_O

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. – God Damn. F*CK YOU.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. – Of course. What else could I be doing on DevChat?

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. – Hell yes. I am. Shoot me.

I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. – No, I'm just literate.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. – It makes me feel like I've walked into Middle Earth. Yes folks, I'm a friggin' dork.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. – I actually feel pretty old myself.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. – I have too big a mouth to be a proper snob.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. – No, I just haven't found any robots / aliens / elves to screw around with.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. – Well, we like to Drink Coke and watch Parties of four people duke it out with random Dungeon Bosses…

I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. – I wish.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. – Seriously - I have Artistic Talent?!

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. – They've never bothered me, why would I bother them?

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. – No, I just have greasy hair. It's in meh genes.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato. – You know me so damn well.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth. – Of course I am! See, I'm slitting my wrists as we type - *is shot*

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. – No, I'm just Vampiric.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. – No, I just have no self control.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. – No, I'm just disconnected from Reality.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. – Heaven knows it.

I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. – Well, I'm crazy, but I think I'm not that bad looking.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. – If I was Anti-Social, would I be Watching so many people here at DA?

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. – Well, I am. Bite me.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. – No, I'm just guilty.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. – No, I just have a lot of fat to hide.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. – If you say so.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. – Really? I'm pretty much a freak even without the love of drawing anime…

I collect MANGAS, so I MUST be a freak. – If you say so.

I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. – …I'm not even going to answer that. O_O

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. – Really? I thought it was because I like to imagine I'm writing about myself.

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. – Oh Diva, why won't you make me your Chevalier?!

I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay. – HELL YEAH!

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. – But I really am!

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. – Of course not! Then how would the boys bang?

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. – Really? But I don't want a girlfriend either… I must be castrated.

I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be Lesbian. – No, I'm just sweet.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. – Oh sweet Lord.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. – No, I just think it's no one's business who you wanna spend the rest of your life with.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. – Am I? I must be.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. – No, I'm just educated.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. – BUT THEY ARE!!

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. – I look pretty cute for a boy…

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. – Really? BUT THEY'RE GHEI!!

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. – I wish. They're big cause the rest of me is big. XD

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. – Fuck You.

I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough. – I have. Seriously. I'm a dork.

I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those columbine kids. – No, I just like to imagine I'm a Duelist.

I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer. – No, I just like to pretend I'm a ninja. Or Anti HomeStar.

I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. – But I really am, I AM!!

I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship. – Hey Pope!

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. – Damn Straight.

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