MARCH 2009

If the Evil INCORPORATED were a high end video game, you would be looking at an
overcrowded "Character Selection" screen (Version 04.5) as we speak.

If the Evil INCORPORATED were a high end video game, you would be playing a most
unholy union of a :
Japanese Role Playing Game (Alternating from turn based strategy to real time
action along the lines of the Nippon Ichi, Squaresoft, and CAPCOM titles -
Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Devil May Cry, Persona, and OKAGE if you want to be
specific about it)
+ VS Fighting Simulator (Along the fighting styles of the Soul Calibur, Guilty
Gear, and Project Justice series)
+ First Person Shooter (Fans of Halo, The Orange Box, and BioShock should be
pleasantly surprised)
+ Tactical Espionage Action (Metal Gear Solid and Assassins' Creed illegitimate
love child coupled with I - SPY : Operation Espionage play style)
+ Trap & Torture Simulation (Enough to make even the Deception series seem tame
by comparison)
+ Adventure Platform Sidescroller (In full 32 bit glory!!)
+ Custom Racer (TAXI, anyone?)
+ High School Dating Simulator (BULLY veterans turn green with envy)
+ Musical Dance & Band Off (Dance! Dance! Dance! and Rock Band on metaphorical
crack)
+ Create Your Own Character Discipline (Pimp your avatar like it's nobody's
business)
+ Create Everything And Anything (Little Big Planet, if it was conceived by Tim
Burton)
+ Open Ended Do What You Will (Grand Theft Auto meets Fallout meets Killzone
meets Knights of The Old Republic)
+ Puzzle Game (Tetris with death traps!!)
+ Mini Games (WarioWare on an ultraviolent meets ultracutesy level)
+ Visual Play Novel (You heard me - There's gonna be a-reading)
+ The obligatory WTF Obscure Japanese Genre that will never be localized in
America or it's subsidiaries

If the Evil INCORPORATED were a high end video game, you would be thinking to
yourself, "Why the FUCK did I buy this game again, and why the FUCK can't I stop
playing?!"

The Evil INCORPORATED
777 Room With A Moose
Stan's Basement ; Elevated Structure of Terror
Über Tokyo ; Alternate Silent Hill
Planet Idznak

SOUL SELECT
Rai WhiteNoize - © whitenoize
General Bleedheart - © bleedman
Hideous - © zimeta08
Doctor Love - © rynan5
Sanctus Ouranos - © zimeta08
Shadow Flyren - © zimeta08
Stevens - © lissachoa
Agent Z - © musachan

Abraham (Xenomorph) - Alien
Adrian - Little Nicky
Jigoku Shoujou Ai Enma - Jigoku Shoujou
Albert Wesker - Resident Evil (Biohazard)
Alessa Gillespie - Silent Hill
Queen Allura - TRAPT
Alma Wade - F.E.A.R. | Project Origin

The Almighty Tallest Red & Purple - Invader ZIM
Apokarimon - Digimon Adventure
The Arbiter - Halo
Ashley - WarioWare
Barricade (Movie!verse) - Transformers The Movie
Beelzebumon (Impmon) - Digimon Tamers
Mister Black (Mister Blick) - GEAR
Count Bleck | Count Noir (Blumiere | Lumiere) - Super Paper Mario II
Blitzwing (Animated!verse) - Transformers : Animated
Boba Fett - Star Wars
Broodwing - Power Rangers S.P.D.
Mister Bubbles (Big Daddy; Rosie & Bouncer) - BioShock
Carossa - Gun x Sword

The Cobra Unit X3 - Metal Gear Solid : Snake Eater
Dan Phantom - Danny Phantom
Captain Davey Jones - Pirates of The Caribbean
Death In Sanitarium | Morgue - Death Tunnel
Dementors - Harry Potter
Dexter - Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Dilandau Albatou (Celena Schezar) - The Vision of Escaflowne
Diva - Blood+

Eddie - Guilty Gear
Edward Scissorhands - Edward Scissorhands
Evangeline Athanasia Kitty McDowell - Negima?!
Father (Benedict Uno) - CODENAME: Kids Next Door
Fawful - Mario And Luigi : Super Star Saga | Partners in Time
The Flame Valet - Duck Dodgers
Freddy Krueger - Nightmare on Elm Street
Shichibukai Gekko Moria - One Piece
Ghostfreak (Ectonurite; Anur Phaetos) - Ben 10
The Giant Gingerbread Man - The Gingerbread Man
GIR - Invader ZIM
Greed - Hagane no Renkinjutsushi

The Great One's Followers (Bread, Corn, Rex) - Ben 10
General Grievous (Qymaen jai Sheelal) - Star Wars
Doctor Hannibal Lecter - The Silence of The Lambs | Hannibal
Hannibal Roy Bean - Xiaolin Showdown
The Headless Horseman (The Hessian Horseman) - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow
Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas and Ferb
Hiruma Youichi - Eyeshield 21
Hopper - A Bug's Life
Ittan Momen - GeGeGe no Kitaro

Jack Spicer - Xiaolin Showdown
James The Butler - OKAGE: Shadow King
Jason Voorhees - Friday The 13th
JAWS - JAWS
Jinx - Teen Titans GO!
Johnny C. (Nny) - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Brother Justin Crowe - Carnivalé
Kamek - Super Mario Brothers
Kerpymon - Digimon Frontier
Kevin - Sin City
Killgore - My Life As A Teenage Robot

Klogg | Kloggmonkey - The Neverhood Chronicles | SkullMonkeys
Koragg The Wolf Knight - Power Rangers Mystic Force
Princess Kureha | Kraehe (Rue Kuroha) - Princess TUTU
Kururu-Souchou - Keroro Gunsou
Kyd Wykkyd - Teen Titans GO!
Lugnutz (Roadstorm) - Transformers Galaxy Force | Cybertron
MaelBranch - I-SPY : Operation Espionage
Marissa - Gun x Sword
Megatron (Unicron Trilogy | Generation One) - Transformers
Michael Myers - Halloween
Millenia - Kagero : Deception II
Morti - .Hack// The Legend of The Twilight

Motormaster (Generation One) - Transformers
Nazgul (Ringwraiths) - The Lord of The Rings
Nemesis - T02 - Resident Evil # : Nemesis
Darth Nihilus - Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic
Oscha - Final Fantasy Unlimited
Onslaught | Mega-Octane (Generation One | Robots In Disguise) - Transformers
Paul - Kingdom Hospital
Paxton Fettel - Project Origin
Pious Augustus - Eternal Darkness : Sanity's Requiem
Preston (Yautja) - Predator
Psycho Mantis - Metal Gear Solid
Pyramid Head (Triangle Head) - Silent Hill
Randal Boggs - Monsters, INC.

Ransack (Gasket) - Transformers Galaxy Force | Cybertron
Reina - Deception III: Dark Delusion
Robo Ky MK II - Guilty Gear
Ryutarosu - Masked Rider DEN-O
Sauron - The Lord of The Rings
Scott Evil - Austin Powers
Scrapper (Generation One | Shattered Glass) - Transformers
The Shadow Siren Queen - Super Paper Mario : The 1000 Year Door
Sheldon J. Plankton - Spongebob Squarepants
Shrapnel (Sharpnel) - Transformers (Lil' Formers)
Shockwave - (Animated!verse) - Transformers : Animated
Sideways (Noizemaze) - Transformers Galaxy Force | Cybertron
Agent Smith - The Matrix
Snowcat (Snowstorm) - Transformers Super Link | Energon

Soundwave (Soundblaster) - Transformers (Lil' Formers | Generation One | Galaxy Force | Cybertron)
Stanley High-Hat Trinidad XIV - OKAGE : Shadow King
Starscream (Armada!verse) - Transformers Micron Legend | Armada
Sweeney Todd - Sweeney Todd
Swindle (Animated!verse) - Transformers : Animated
Syndrome (Buddy Pine) - The Incredibles
TAK - The Regulators | Desperation
Talos - Resident Evil (Biohazard)
Terrorsaur (Terrorsaurer) - Transformers Beast Wars
Thrust - Transformers Beast Machines
Wasp[inator] (Waspeeter) - Transformers Animated | Transformers Beast Wars
Visser Three (Esplin 9466 Primary) - Animorphs
Darth Vader (Anakin Skywalker) - Star Wars
Vergil (Nelo Angelo) - Devil May Cry
Queen Vexus - My Life As A Teenage Robot

Vilgax - Ben 10
Vladimir Masters | Plasmius - Danny Phantom
Void - Sonic Shuffle
Wanijima Agito - Air Gear
Yin (Kirsi) - Darker Than Black
Zelthrax - Power Rangers Dino Thunder
Zim's Computer - Invader ZIM

…

King Bowser - Super Mario Brothers
Bowser Junior - Super Mario Brothers

Shy Guys - Super Mario Brothers
Boos - Super Mario Brothers
Schism - Silent Hill

EXTRA SOULS
The Butcher - Silent Hill
Lisa Tervor - Resident Evil (Biohazard)
Valtiel - Silent Hill
Walter Sulivan - Silent Hill

ALTERNATE SOULS
Ghostfreak (Ectonurite; Anur Phaetos) - Ben 10
Impmon (Beelzebumon) - Digimon Tamers
Sauron - The Lord of The Rings
Kloggmonkey | Klogg - SkullMonkeys | The Neverhood Chronicles
Vladimir Plasmius | Masters - Danny Phantom
Wasp[inator] (Waspeeter) - Transformers Animated | Transformers Beast Wars

ARENA SELECT
Elevated Structure of Terror; Planet Idznak
Silent Hill - In The Fog
Alternate Silent Hill - In The Streets
Alternate Silent Hill - Hospital | Sanitarium
Silent Hill - Outdoors
Silent Hill - Indoors
The City of Rapture
The Ghost Zone

The Evil INCORPORATED
MARCH 2009

If anyone feels that they know a worthy representative (Of occasionally humorous
and occasionally terrifying) qualifications, the please - By all means drop me a
line, either by Note to my DeviantART account or via email at
radioactive_breadmachine@yahoo.com, or even through my IM handle through instant
messaging. Extra points for consideration if the candidate actually belongs to
*you*, or just so happens to be of obscure origins.

MARCH 2009